Weekly ranking video · open call
Your cat is an absolute asshole
Film the crime. Upload the evidence. Every week we pick the worst offenders and rate them out of ten on pure, unrepentant asshole behaviour.
No account. One form. Two minutes.
Last week's winner: 9.4
knocked it off the table · sat on the keyboard · 4am screaming · ignored the $60 bed · bit the ankle · stole the rotisserie chicken · stared without blinking ·
The current rap sheet
A sample of what makes the cut. Commitment to the crime scores higher than chaos alone.
- Case 001 — Biscuit, Chicago. Full glass of water, one paw, direct eye contact throughout. Score: 9.4
- Case 002 — Domino, Portland. Removed a fern from the shelf and from existence. Score: 8.8
- Case 003 — Pigeon, London. Occupied the keyboard during a client call. Would not be moved. Score: 9.1
- Case 004 — Marshmallow, Berlin. 04:07. Bedside. Silent. Waiting to be noticed. Score: 9.7
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